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Ahaa!! A secret is about to reveal. What? All mommy lied to their children. Astonished? Well yes, parenthood comes with little white lies to help kids and protect their health, maintain some discipline life style etc.
Whether it is to control the tantrums of toddler or to make your naughty preschooler go to bed, all mom’s need to build up some stories at some point. Some of those lies are real and some are make up stories (LIES). But they are the most important weapon of mommy’s to keep their kids under discipline and to look after their baby’s health.
Have a look at some funny lies that most of the mom’s have told to their kids and when you are in trouble, try to use them. They are harmless, innocent and when your kid is older then share those stories with them and laugh over it.
And here comes the 1st and most popular lie
I always know when you are lying, so don’t lie to me
Actually its just a statement to check whether your kid is hiding something from you or not and if yes, then this lie helps a lot. Usually when mommy says i know what you are hiding so don’t lie at that time normally kids get scared and tell everything regarding their secret.
Next one is super Hilarious and again a popular one
Your face will become ugly, if you keep on making ugly faces
Most of the time kids like to make different type of face expressions when they are bored or irritated and some how most of them looks extremely ugly. So just to stop their kids from making those annoying and ugly faces, mommy’s do say that if you make ugly faces, that’s how your face will freeze forever. And it works all the time.
Now this lie has been heard by all the kids
I promise- This injection won’t hurt
Actually it hurts a lot. But just to calm down their kids and make them feel better, mommy’s do say that it won’t hurt this time. And trust me kids do get calm and take the injection easily.
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Hahahahaha the cutest of all
I can’t find your chocolates and cookies, I think the cat has stolen it
Just one question, from when does cat started liking chocolates and cookies? Its just another lie because of which kids teeth and health gets protected somehow. So its better a lie than to face a painful cure.
Dangerous lie for your favorite toy
I looked all the nearest shops, but they don’t keep batteries for that toy anymore
This lie is only to get rid of one of your toys, which is super irritating and has a never ending and extremely annoying noise.
This one is for those who always create an Eating Drama
Today I have cooked chicken and paneer for you without adding any vegetables
To end your eating drama, some time mommy’s make you eat vegetables by telling you that it isn’t a vegetable, its just paneer or chicken. Whereas a lot of vegetables are their in the dishes.
Best lie to avoid “ I don’t want to go” drama
I am leaving now
Obviously no mommy will leave their kid alone in a store or some mall and dive home. But when kids show tantrums and create a big scene in public places, then its the best way to make junior ready to come with you.
This lie is the sweetest of all
If you won’t cry about your bad tooth, then tooth fairy will gift you something big
We all have experienced toothache and its terrible. So, to calm down the kid and make him/ her feel happy, mommy leaves a big gift outside the door . That’s the time when kids forget about the toothache and stay calm and happy.
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This one is specially for boys and it works
You will never be tall, if you don’t finish your veggies
We all know that boys have the tallness trauma, even when they are kids. So to convince them to eat veggies, this is the best lie which mommy’s use and fortunately it works all the time .
Hahahaha!! Now that a classic one
When i was your age, i always listened to my parents and never did anything wrong
This lie is a classic one. Ya! Ya! We all know that every kid through some tantrums and have some how bugged their parents. But mommy’s always say that they have always listened to their parents, so that kids also try to do the same thing. And trust me, not all the times but most of the time listening to your mommy will save you from many mishaps.
These funny lies helps parents to raise their kids and avoid maximum mishaps and annoying situation. Every kid makes his/her mommy crazy in some situation, so to avoid it, these funny lies are important to implement. So talk to your mommy and refresh those childhood memories. You will love them and will laugh a lot. Love Laugh Live
